Ya'll tired of them pesky cowboy calls ringin' up yer phone every day/twice a week/at the most peculiar hours? They're makin' ya crazy! These salesmen/ranch hands/outlaws are lookin' to sell you somethin'/swindle ya/talk your ear off and they ain't takin' no for an answer. But don't give up hope, there's ways to fight back/silence 'em/put a stop to